The Saddest Music In The World

The Saddest Music In The World

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I’ve been pondering for the longest time whether to write about which of Jessica Simpson or Hillary Duff is the worst singer on the planet before the two of them diet themselves into complete nothingness.

That was until Tuesday night’s American Music Awards when I found the clear winner. The Nielsen ratings indicate that about 10 people watched the program but I have to say that Jessie and the Duffster can’t hold a candle to that Lindsay Lohan! No voice, no stage presence and unbelievably bad rhythm even for a white girl!

By the way, has the entertainment industry become so awful that we now have to plunder the depths of creating so-called “triple threat” stars? Lohan has been a respectable actress who has started her acting career quite similar to Jodie Foster in the 70’s. So why the need to sing? I mean, really, there ought to be some kind of law that unless the actor can write like Bob Dylan, the singing should be confined to the shower like the rest of us. Then again, I suppose the money involved for being mediocre at multiple tasks pays more than refining your craft at one.

AMA Photo Gallery [ABC]

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