The Daily Heat: Friday

Posted by J.J. Kincaid

• Oh baby baby, how was she supposed to know?
That Kevin is a brat.
Yeah.

• Celebrities have a lot of money, so they must leave generous tips, right?
Not right.

• I don't think Tom Cruise knows the history of childbirth, otherwise he'd know that it involves screaming.

• I bet Jodie Smith is the pseudonym of Shar Jackson (Kevin Federline's ex).

• Divorce! Alcoholism! Temper tantrums! Cheap magazine deals! Dukes of Hazzard!
Does Jessica Simpson need a new manager? Only if she wants to stop being interesting!
Thanks Papa Joe for making Jessica Simpson an awesome wreck.

• Cameron Diaz compares the British to popcorn... sort of.

• No Martha for Canada.
Yes Martha for Canada.
Huh?

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