Screech sex tape a new low for humankind

Posted by Jared

It seems another celebrity sex tape is about to descend upon the viewing public, with the sole consolation being that with the advance notice, we'll at least have time to digest our horror.

The sportsbook Website BetUS.com is claiming to be the unlikely frontrunner in an even more unlikely bidding war over the distribution rights to a homemade sex tape featuring Dustin "Screech" Diamond.

This is disturbing on so many levels. It's the millefeuille of perverse D-list celebrity antics.

1) Why would anyone choose to sleep with this man?
2) Why would anyone want to purchase a tape of said act?
3) How could anyone watch it, knowing full well that they will be driven to claw their own eyes after a few brief seconds?

Diamond has actually managed to hit a low far beyond the usual classless pig who records and sells his personal moments. Not only are his representatives negotiating the sale of the video he narrates, but he freely cops to the source of the recording:

Diamond claims he made the sex tape "a while ago," to show a group of friends, whom, he says, make similar videos to sexually one-up each other. The group meets monthly and scores each others' footage, awarding points for different "accomplishments" caught on tape.

This is so offensively juvenile it's like a punch in the face, which coincidentally enough happens to be the recommended course of action should anyone happen to run into him on the street.

Screech Sex Tape: Diamond in the Buff [eonline.com]

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