R. Kelly got away with it

R. Kelly was acquitted of all charges at his child porn trial. It's about time. They were making fun of this case back when Dave Chappelle still had a show.

The trial sounded more entertaining than even the kookiest Law & Order episode:

The issue of whether there was or wasn't a fingernail-sized mole on the man's lower back was a subject of hours of testimony. A defense witness told jurors there was no mole on his back, proving it's not Kelly, who has such a mole. But a prosecution witness displayed freeze frames of the video where a dark spot seemed to appear as the man turns to take off his pants.

One surreal moment came when a defense expert played a segment of the tape he doctored showing two headless bodies engaging in sex. The defense said that backed their argument that Kelly's likeness could have been computer-generated.

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