Paris Hilton, Released, After Serving 3 Days in Jail

First the sentence was 45 days, then it was reduced to 23 days. She served 3 days out of that 23 and now she's a free woman, once again. Well, sorta. I'm watching the Breaking News Press Conference as I type this, according to the L.A Sheriff spokesperson, Steve Whittmoore, her original sentence of 45 days is back on. BUT, it will be served in the confinement of her home. She will be wearing an electronic ankle bracelet which she and her Lawyer has negotiated. The Sheriff could not discuss the "medical condition" that made this "reassignment" possible. Meaning she's not really free, she's just serving it in home confinement. Out of that 45 days, techincally, she has already served 5 days of 'em.

Alrighty then. We could all guess what that medical condition is. Maybe she's not eating. Awww, what's wrong sweetie, the hotdog is not big enough for you? YES, I sooo went there. Maybe she's totally gone nutcase for not having a cellphone, a make-up kit or her dog with her. Who knows. So I guess it's safe to assume, there will be even more paparrazis watching her every move in her own home? What would a Paris Hilton do when she can't leave her house for 40 days?

I suggest reading a dictionary is an option coz you know there are other words than "That's Hot". Like Totally!

*Picture Via TMZ.com

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