Nicole Richie and her 82 Minutes In Jail

I'm not going to discuss the preposterous 82 Minutes Nicole Richie spent in jail. Nah. Not here to discuss the injustice of a woman driving drunk serving an hour and 22 minutes. Actually, between The Simple Life duo, I was able to tolerate Nicole. Anyway, I was wondering, if I was Nicole Richie and I'm sitting in jail for 82 minutes, what would I be thinking?

1. As soon as I get out of here I'll text Paris, "neyner neyner ney........ner"

2. Man my rack is looking good

3. Hey Hillary, your ex is my baby-daddy

4. Hmm, I wonder how will Lindsay top my 82 minutes

5. Is my Dad, Dancing In The Ceiling right now?

6. Damn, I could sure use a drink right now.

7. Ooops, sorry baby. I promise to wait 'till you're done breastfeeding (cross my fingers)

8. Arrrg, when will I ever have my own career? I can sing better than Paris and I know how to play instruments.

9. Why am I craving soo much food? Ewww, I hate food.

10. I wish that bitch Britney would stop hogging the publicity.

So, what would you be thinking if you were Nicole Richie and serving 82 minutes in jail?

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   mare said:

   Hahaha, I said that Paris was probably pissed after hearing about Nicole's in and out with most of the time spent on processing. That's hot!

   This is exactly why Paris' sentence was completely ridiculous. I like Nicole, therefore I'm glad she was able to get her own special treatment. I only hope she is sentenced some type of productive probation: community service and court fees. She can afford to pay for that - others cannot.

   What do you think will happen to Addict Lindsay?

   Posted at 01:28 PM, on August 24 2007

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   dexie said:

   she's getting a day i think. bad girls rule LA Justice...LOL

   Posted at 03:13 PM, on August 24 2007

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