Mr. T back to spread pity and hope (but mostly pity)

Long-rumoured to be the exact spiritual twin of Mother Teresa, Mr. T is taking to the airwaves to promote his never-ending quest to make the world a kinder place.

Mr. T, who is known for his roles in television's "The A-Team" and a boxer in the movie "Rocky III," is the star of a new reality TV show starting this week called "I Pity the Fool" on the TV Land cable network.

In the show he storms into struggling businesses and families to give guidance on everything from business to love.

Some might suggest that by labeling those he plans to help as "fools" (it's right there in the title), he may actually be undermining some of the good work he hopes to accomplish, but those people clearly don't understand the value of a good catch-phrase and are in for some serious fool-pitying themselves.

While it's not entirely clear how useful business and love advice may be when coming from an unmarried has-been actor with a bit of a god complex, but it can't be much worse than Dr. Phil.

Mr. T is back -- and looking for trouble [news.yahoo.com]

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