The Daily Heat: Friday

• Oh baby baby, how was she supposed to know?
That Kevin is a brat.
Yeah.

• Celebrities have a lot of money, so they must leave generous tips, right?
Not right.

• I don't think Tom Cruise knows the history of childbirth, otherwise he'd know that it involves screaming.

• I bet Jodie Smith is the pseudonym of Shar Jackson (Kevin Federline's ex).

• Divorce! Alcoholism! Temper tantrums! Cheap magazine deals! Dukes of Hazzard!
Does Jessica Simpson need a new manager? Only if she wants to stop being interesting!
Thanks Papa Joe for making Jessica Simpson an awesome wreck.

Cameron Diaz compares the British to popcorn... sort of.

No Martha for Canada.
Yes Martha for Canada.
Huh?

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