Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married?

He's 27. She's 38. They've dated for, at most, a month. And there was no pre-nup because there "wasn't time", according to a "worried" source for the New York Post. So when they get divorced in three weeks, he won't ever have to worry about money, ever again. Take that, Love Don't Cost A Thing and Underclassman.

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