Lindsay Lohan Manages to Sound Whinier Than Anyone, Ever

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

Here's another one:

If Lindsay Lohan thinks she's a good person, but everyone else thinks she's full of crap, who's wrong?

She has some pretty classic lines in a recent interview with E! Online:

I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.

As she's a recovering addict, I think her first mistake is to think going to clubs helps her "be normal."

I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.

No one's hiring you because you had such disregard for acting that you used to show up late and hungover everyday and would blame it on "exhaustion."

It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.

Again I repeat: showed up late, always hungover, lied about "exhaustion," etc.

I move forward and I change. Life's too short not to. If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it's really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.

Oh, of course! She didn't destroy her own career, it's the fault of the tabloids and paparazzi. Didn't you hear her? She could accomplish her dreams if only people would stop judging her. I mean gosh, guys, seriously.

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