Funny reviews of Dina Lohan and Denise Richards' reality shows

Worst Mother in the World winner Dina Lohan, and Denise Richards...who doesn't have much pride to her name besides once being hot in Wild Things...both recently debuted their highly-discussed reality shows, Living Lohan and It's Complicated. And, of course, reviews are atrocious. But they're darn funny to read.

My favorites come from EW.com:

[My] irritation turned to repulsion around the first minute, when Dina, after her morning ritual of scanning the tabloids for Lindsay's weary mug, announces, ''They'd better not start in on Ali like this.'' Hey, I have an idea: Don't film a reality show in your child's fricking bedroom!

The woman who last year told Harper's Bazaar, ''Reality shows, I get sick inside,'' now invites cameras to document the launch of Ali's singing career. (The girl makes song choices with all the focus of a kindergartner insisting on wearing her favoritest shoes.)

Richards limits the use of her two small daughters in the series. (Sheen unsuccessfully sued to keep the girls off camera. Yes, Charlie Sheen is the unseen voice of reason here.)...It's Complicated is one of those ''celebs, they're just like us!'' shows in which we're expected to enjoy watching a famous pampered person doing things we don't want to do either.

The problem with making fun of them is that, as good as it feels, in the back of your mind you keep thinking about their doomed kids.

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   jules said:

   Dina Lohan is a big fat joke. She whines and cries about tabloids, paparazzi and media, meanwhile, invites them into her everyday normal prefab home. Her daughter Ali is NOT going to make it, sorry kiddo, but ya can't sing sweets! also, even for your young tender age, she is still very very immature and streetwise.. swearing on camera and crap! must have learned that from her role model mommy. Poor Michael Lohan, he must have been put through the wringer with that skank!

   Posted at 01:46 PM, on June 6 2008

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   Cashmere said:

   These shows are both really funny! i think it would be hard and they do their best as Hollywood moms! Either way...its comedy!

   Posted at 02:29 PM, on June 11 2008

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   jules said:

   Yep, Comedy thats for sure. I just find it hard to believe that the lohan family lives like this on a day to day basis. You know its all acting, no matter how you slice it. Denise Richards? Why is she doing a photo shoot with Kat the tattoo lady? Why is she even on T.V., she has done NOTHING lately. Gee, maybe I can get MY own reality show., I've just raised my kids, but I bet I can get a show.

   Posted at 05:55 AM, on June 25 2008

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