War of the Mathers

So Eminem and Kimmy are divorcing. Again. Took only 3 months the second time around.

I always wondered what got them back together in the first place. Fine and dandy that there's a child involved. However, "mommy" is always in and out of trouble with the law and has a drug habit that probably has Courtney Love in awe.

Eminem, on the other hand, is probably the richest dude to ever come out of 8 Mile (good film by the way). That being said, Kimmy must really be brain-fried. Has she ever bothered to listen to those songs Slim Shady wrote about her?

Anyway, I'm sure Mr. Mathers will survive. Only advice? If call display shows "Simpson, Joe", don't answer. That's one pimp you don't want to be anywhere near, double Ds or no.

Articles:

"Eminem files for divorce again" [Yahoo! News]
"Kim Mathers sentenced for one year" [The Macomb Daily]

TAGS: Eminem Kim Mathers Slim Shady