News Item: Ryan Seacrest to co-host Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years Eve telecast

An easy choice if there ever was one. The man who never seemed to age passes the torch to the one man who has stuffed his face with so much collagen that the mortuary can pass on the touch-up work the day he assumes room temperature.

Seriously - in four years of "American Idol" history has anybody found credible evidence to show that Seacrest has even one facial muscle with mobility?