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miss2006-1.jpgMIss Universe 2006

Yeah, it's still on the air. They even have the bikini competition. And Donald Trump, who owns the thing (what? no penthouse?), didn't parade himself in one (let's just not put ideas in his head though, okay?)

Anyway,

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In the end, Miss Puerto Rico won.

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