867-5309 Jenny

Am I the only one out there tired of reading the end of Brad 'n Jenn? Deny all she wants but Jennifer didn't want kids yet. I cannot understand why she doesn't want to admit it. The reality is she's a marginal actress at best which means that, when the magic 4-0 hits (and she's not even three years away), the only thing she'll be doing is collecting "Friends" syndication royalty fees.

In the meantime, she still has suckers willing to give her eight-figure pay stubs to star in movies. Aniston has never established her acting chops, or box office "Q" for that matter. What she has been successful or smart at (or her agents have) is latching on to vehicles, mostly mediocre, with A-level men. But that's being cynical. She did have one good performance but I don't even think the cinema staff remembers "The Good Girl" where she does the horizontal tango with half-her-age Jake Gyllenhaal.

Jennifer Aniston reminds me of yet another Hollywood actress with a massive insecurity complex. About what exactly, I have no idea. She's collecting truckloads of cash from her last foray into television, she gets that movie pay I talked about, and she stands to get at least half the $20 million-plus from the sale of the abode where she was frequently defrocked by the Pitt-ster (who may have a lot of good acting credits, the only one I constantly remember was as the dude with the bong in "True Romance".) If I had that kind of cabbage, I'd feel pretty damn secure. Hell, I'd probably give myself "the do" and keep it on for at least ten years and not give a crap what anybody thinks.

TAGS: pitt aniston divorce

( Add your comments )

Recent Entries:
· An Oscar Dressing Down
· The St. Oscar's Day Massacre
· Bodon’tkno Best

[ READER COMMENTS ]

(Note: separate multiple email addresses with commas)

867-5309 Jenny

Add your comments...

We kindly ask that you keep your comments relevant to this blog entry. Abusive or inappropriate comments or comments that are specifically promotional in nature may be removed.